"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/25/2019 at 09:48 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
11/25/2019 at 09:48 • Filed to: None | 5
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I in my blue BMW coupe and another person in their blue BMW coupe both left a gap in front of us at a red light so this Honda Accord could turn from a parking garage driveway into traffic. This act of dual blue BMW coupe kindness has single-handedly invalidated all negative stereotypes of BMW drivers . Functional turn signals for everyone!
ttyymmnn
> Textured Soy Protein
11/25/2019 at 09:52 |
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Don’t touch, or you’ll both cease to exist.
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> Textured Soy Protein
11/25/2019 at 09:53 |
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A glitch in the Matrix
Maxima Speed
> ttyymmnn
11/25/2019 at 10:11 |
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“ Yeah it would literally destroy them. Now listen, why do—why do—why—why don’t you guys go get a free sunday ice cream, go out there and get some ice creams. Here’s five hundred dollars cash in unmarked moneys. I’m just gonna put it on the floor and uh, kick it on over to ya. You guys go nuts.”
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ttyymmnn
> Maxima Speed
11/25/2019 at 10:13 |
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Had to look that one up. Never watched that show.
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Maxima Speed
> ttyymmnn
11/25/2019 at 10:18 |
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Its not that good. I mean its hilarious at times but it just sucks you in with its stupid.
I just started watching Futurama which is similar but better due to lack of immature 5th grade humor.
Nom De Plume
> Textured Soy Protein
11/25/2019 at 10:44 |
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No response will signal tacit agreement.
Your asshole move leaving a large gap in the second lane where the merging car couldn’t reach it was nulled by the second BMW driver. Who intended to make numerous erratic low speed stops and stutters until the gap they’d left was inconsequential. However t he overwhelming need both of you felt to swipe ahead of each other resulted in a staredown. Thus allowing the unfort unate witness to your duet of the Beemer assholes to enter traffic.
YOU CAN’T FOOL ME!
user314
> Textured Soy Protein
11/25/2019 at 11:02 |
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Doppelganger !
arl
> Textured Soy Protein
11/25/2019 at 11:14 |
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There was no other person. It was you.
Cue Twilight Zone theme music....
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Textured Soy Protein
> ttyymmnn
11/25/2019 at 11:18 |
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